Mac Book Air

after Mercedes Benz by Janis Joplin

Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mac Book Air
My friends all have one, it’s so unfair
I’m sick of Outlook and Windows IE
So please Lord buy a Mac Book for me

Oh Lord won’t you let me be published
I write 3000 words a day Lord, or more at a push
My poems or my prose, I’ll let you decide
Oh Lord please give me a nice easy ride

Oh Lord please help me to find a rhyme
I’ve been searching for hours and I’m out of time
I need something catchy that goes with panache
But hurry Oh Lord for I have to dash

Oh Lord if you buy me a Mac Book Air
I promise to pray more, honest I swear
I’ll go to mass at least twice a year
And Oh Lordy Lord I’ll cut down on the beer
Iain.

 

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