Art for Heart’s Sake


Cut a cow in half
It’ll only make me laugh

Lay a pile of bricks
I’ll probably be sick

A collage of your hair?
I’ll say how do you dare?

Paint me a chubby nude
Even though it’s rather rude

I’ll say that for my part
Now that’s what I call art

A happy country scene?
Now, that’s what I mean

A ship, storm tossed at sea?
That’ll do it for me

But birds that play guitar?
Now you’ve gone too far

It’s not, that it’s just trash
And you just want the cash

But fair praise I’ll give
If that’s how you live

Though you say it’s art
I think you are a tart!

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