Cut a cow in half
It’ll only make me laugh
Lay a pile of bricks
I’ll probably be sick
A collage of your hair?
I’ll say how do you dare?
Paint me a chubby nude
Even though it’s rather rude
I’ll say that for my part
Now that’s what I call art
A happy country scene?
Now, that’s what I mean
A ship, storm tossed at sea?
That’ll do it for me
But birds that play guitar?
Now you’ve gone too far
It’s not, that it’s just trash
And you just want the cash
But fair praise I’ll give
If that’s how you live
Though you say it’s art
I think you are a tart!
